ConArtists - The home of Theatresports™

26 years ago, ConArtists – the home of Theatresports™ was born. Since then their hair may have calmed down BUT their enthusiasm to make you laugh has not, and over 1 million New Zealanders have seen them in their award winning action from the small stage to the big screen. They can be relied on to deliver a fantastic event, function or team training which will have all your colleagues congratulating you, whilst you relax and let ConArtists take care of everything... YOUR ONE STOP SHOP FOR CORPORATE ENTERTAINMENT.

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“…gut busting brilliance.” Sex, Lies and Improvise – Theatreview 2010
“…I think I might be hooked.” Instant Kiwis – Theatreview 2011
“…you’ll have a ball…” – Theatreview 2011

 

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Horse and Trap

 

A Great Deal at the Horse and Trap – May 8th to 11th & 15th to 18th – for our shows

The Horse and Trap is a warm, inviting place to come and have a great meal and see a funny, funny show.

Special for  Comedy Festival this year get an excellent meal and a glass of wine for just $25..

Thanks to Oyster Bay Wines and The Horse and Trap for giving the support for this deal.  If you’re coming for a meal you must book on 630-3055 and we suggest at least 1 to 2 hours before the 8pm show.  You’ll enjoy the atmosphere and the great grub.  The laughter will be the best dessert option.  Cheers!

View the Menu at The Horse and Trap

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